Life can be tough and boring. That’s what jokes are for!
#1: The Spy
Why did the spy cross the road? That’s because he was never on your side.
#2: The Cell
What can die but cannot live? A battery.
#3: The Dark Joke
Why can’t Americans play chess? That’s because they lost both their towers…
#4: The Paralympian
What do you call a Chinese Paralympian? Lim Ping.
#5: The Physicist
What do physicists say when they don’t know something? Infinite density.